Well I was just a young boy when I was adopted by my family after falling off of a bridge and being pulled out of the water by my feet that were barely hanging out. I thank my fellow friend Sasquatch for that one. 
So after my long hard years of training and sword fighting with my fellow friend Link, (you may know him from ‘Zelda’) I decided I wanted to go somewhere in life. I grew up in a city called Longmont, Colorado. I lived there for a couple years until immigrants started thinking that they were “gangsters” and made the place a bad environment for people. I started my new life in a small hick town called Marsing, Idaho. I met a few hicks out there and they are pretty hardcore with their 12 gauge shotguns! But most of them were inbreeds and married their cousins so I stayed away from them. We did anything and everything we wanted out there to keep us entertained… that is until I got abducted by some aliens in their space shuttle and migrated to Cape Girardo, Missouri. I only spent a few years of my life at that place. That is because I escaped with some help of my horse Epona. I decided to go on an adventure back to Idaho to find my family again. I stumbled upon some really cool people. I don’t know if you would know them but their names were Shaun, Danny and… Well I can’t remember the other one. So I hung out with these people for a while and they introduced me to the world of SNOWBOARDING. It was great. Nothing could beat the rush of the cold wind flying against you and the gliding of your board on top of the snow. It was like heaven. I could tell something about this sport, it was legit. Well I decided that it was time to start the journey back home again so I had to sell my snowboard and pretty much everything else I had. It was devastating. I was on my way to buy me a plane ticket to Boise, Idaho when all of a sudden some dude clubbed me in the side of my head and took all my money. I woke up where I had been struck at. The robber was nowhere to be found. So here I am BACK on my journey to Idaho. As I’m walking, I happen to stumble upon some dude that called himself Spiderman. It turns out that he had caught the robber but the money was still missing so I slapped Spiderman, but I felt really bad and made it up to him by making him my favorite super hero out of all of them! He was helping me sling my way back to Idaho, but then out of nowhere, a black hole appeared and warped me to god knows where. All I could think about was that I was pretty much screwed! So now here I am… I don’t know what, who or where I am. But I LOVE an adventure, so I’m just going along with the flow. I now go to Skyview high school and started snowboarding again and it is my favorite hobby! I made a lot of cool friends. So that is the story of my life. Thanks for reading. PEACEOUT and have a good day. =]
In honor of my brother Garrett. I will never forget this kid.
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